On the [Sanctity|Scarcity|Sanity] of [Marriage|Mirage]
(This was saved to drafts about four and a half years ago, it appears. Time to trot it out, eh?)
There's a new coffee place in town and while they'd like to attract the clientele of the old regular hangout a couple of blocks away, they're off to a bad start by having a petition taped to the counter about "peserving the sanctity of marriage". Seems like the best way for the grousers to preserve that sanctity is to start with their own marriages, like honoring their mates, telling the truth,

3/23/04 14:10