Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Back from the Shadows Again

This is actually my first blogation of the year, I think. Or is it? I might have been writing about writing recently. But I don’t know which bit bucket I put it in.

BBC News item today: Chimps have a sense of fair play. Too bad The Smirking Chimp in Washington missed out on that. Shallow end of the gene pool. Hail To The Chimp. Gak!

In other news, The Smirking Chimp’s littermate Condi was confirmed as Secretary of the Sinking Ship of State. The Dishonorable Bill Frist spewed thus:
         "Outlaw regimes must be confronted.“
                (Yeah, right. We have met the enemy and he is us.)
        ”Dangerous weapons proliferation must be stopped.“
                (Great idea. How much stock does he have in that industry?)
        ”Terrorist organisations must be destroyed.“
                (Watch out, somebody might take you seriously.)
        ”Dr Rice has both the ability and the experience to meet these daunting challenges."
                (I’m at a loss for words on this one.)

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