Onions

I'm cooking onions to put on the Bocaburgers. The laptop is on the dryer which rocks a bit. I'm sure I could adjust a foot to make it stop but not right now. Why is the dryer in the kitchen, I hear you ask? It's not. The stove is on the laundry porch. Long story.

Actually what this is about is my new invention: wearing safety glasses while cutting onions. I kid you not, it cut down the tears at least 95 percent. Last time it was red and yellow onions, and what the hell has happened to red onions? They're not sweet any more, they're hugely hot. Anyway there was still 5 percent tears. This time with part yellow and part white, you might expect a little more but it was actually less.