Great new stunt!!
I think I'll patent it.

I was munching a few peanuts (Sabritas) and nipping at a beer out in my CAGE (Center for Advanced Gizmological Endeavors) ... the Sabritas were a mix of a small package of the lime & salt variety and a same-size package of the chile type. What I really prefer is the chile & lime but Frito-Lay, which has owned Sabritas for decades, will not sell Sabritas hardly at all in this part of the country, which proves that they are out of their skulls. Anyway the two were mixed in a peanut butter jar and I was alternately making notes in a notebook, sipping beer, and pouring a few peanuts into my palm and tossing them into my mouth. At one point I picked up the beer bottle and poured beer into my palm. If I had more presence of mind I would have sipped what didn't spill from my hand but as it was the startlement had it all on the floor. Clever, eh wot?